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Article #1: What is workahol?
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Yup, I know exactly what you're thinking... Those are some awesome Homer Simpson quotes. But you're also thinking, what is workahol?

Well, my good friend, workahol can be just about anything. Now some may define workahol as passion, will, desire, or drive for success, but we kind of concluded that its cream soda (or diet coke in my case.)

Workahol really isn't work, its just something you do when you don't care. For example, whenever you listen to some guy talking about something which is absolutely useless and then his words are interpreted as humming noises, and out of respect of his melodious words, you start humming uncontrollably.

One thing is certain, workahol sure as hell is not work, and we will not have that kind of talk tolerated on this website!

The concept of Workaholics Anonymous is a place where we can anonymously talk about our quirky pasttimes in order to postpone work and encourage procrastination around the entire globe.

While there are several candidates that we diligently considered for the position of the true workaholic, we decided that Homer Simpson was the best example. It's his type of carefree, dumbass attitude that we wish to embody and convey.

So finally, what the hell is workahol and workaholics anonymous? Well, if you haven't figured it out yet, you might want to stop being a dumbass because I just told you like three times. You don't need any damn diction, tones or onomatopoeia (but hell let's add some anyway, buzz buzz, crackle) to know that workahol is just stuff you do in between your homework.

So the next time you feel like being a procrastinator (we know who you are), just come on over and have some workahol.

Bottoms up! Mmmm, workahol.

-Maximus
































































































































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