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About our quest for worldwide workahol...

As you now know what to expect from Workaholics Anonymous, we can now present to you our goal: to provide for excessive use of workahol by any and all individuals. Now, after some thought, you may wonder- haven't these crackpots had enough? No! And we never will. We will never rest until we bring the joys of procrastination and workahol to the citizens of the world! Well, actually.... nah. Seems like too much work, in hindsight.

What else then? Maybe we should settle on a less ambitious goal. Something along the lines of... ehh... saving the world or something. Wow. All this thinking about long term goals makes me thirsty for some workahol- though I also wonder at when I ought to do all my work, as well...

Because I actually am strapped on time, it looks like I'll have to end this writing spree to do something I dread in all shapes and sizes. However, it seems I'll have to face this hideous beast... and laugh at its funny-looking nose, and unibrow, and wierd-looking bat wings and snake-like tail, and whatever the hell else it has. Maybe I'll find a way to go around it, but in the meantime, I'll be doing it. Work, I mean- of course.

-Publius
































































































































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